Category Archives: Drunken Rants

Why I’m Drinking Tonight: Squeezed From All Sides

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Frozen Margarita

Well this is a little heavy for Drunken Science, but fuck it – this is what’s making me drink tonight.  I guess it’s been going on for some time, but it’s only graphs like this that bring it home: Holy … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants, Fucking Medical Bullshit, Keep Your Hands Off My Uterus | 8 Comments

Frak you and your opinions, I’m still hot.

Posted on December 12, 2010 by Seelix

I was told this week by a man who has power over me that I “was asking for it” by the way I dress. Or rather, this man told two other women in a meeting that I am sexually harassed … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants, Oh noes! I can't do science 'cause I'm a GIRL! | 3 Comments

On Perpetuating Stereotypes

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Frozen Margarita

There are a lot of things that get me fucking annoyed.  Running out of tequila, sexual harassment, Sarah Palin, the list goes on.  But right up there is this whole fucked up idea of gender-stereotyped toys.  Over in America’s Air-Force … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants, Oh noes! I can't do science 'cause I'm a GIRL! | 7 Comments

An Open Letter to the So-Called Feminists: Twats-O-Da-Week

Posted on November 27, 2010 by GingerSpicedRum

Well, you knew this weekend would not pass without at least one Drunken Science rant on the Twats-O-Da-Week, the so-called feminist bloggers who have been hating on (there are so many, I need to make a list): Cheerleaders Science Cheerleaders … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants, Stop Being Idiots For Just 5 Minutes, The Stupid It Burns | 21 Comments

If you don’t have fucking balls, step off the stage

Posted on November 24, 2010 by bourbonbastard

I find it hilarious when people try to justify shit. Justification is ball-less 5th grader crap, if you don’t got ballz, go home and put your fucking diaper on. Case in point, I spent the early night playing guitar over … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants | 3 Comments

In defense of Four Loko

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Little Miss Ethanol

Little Miss Ethanol here. This is my first post, and Imma go on a rant because I know Four loko is all in the news lately, kids are going crazy over it, and people are going crazy over banning it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Alcohol Review, Drunken Rants | 4 Comments

Nicholas Fucking Cage Is My Hero

Posted on November 22, 2010 by bourbonbastard

Hat tip to Rustbeard.

Posted in Drunken Rants | 2 Comments

Rants. We gotz em.

Posted on November 21, 2010 by bourbonbastard

This is a new blog. Big fucking deal I know. A new blog springs up more often John Holmes in a whorehouse. We are scientists or at least interested in this shit and we are tired. We work a lot. … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunken Rants | 10 Comments