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Author Archives: Seelix
Things I would like: *If I never had to plan my route through my workplace based on which security guard is assigned to guard the escalator, for fear of an encounter that leaves me feeling disgusted and like I should … Continue reading
We’ve all had this kind of day. The day where a professor tells you that Biblical parables are a valid source for information about Classical Cultures, and that wonder bread is a healthy food. The day where a [insert local … Continue reading
Not all of these experiments were conducted by me. I’m not admitting which were. Hawaiian punch + vodka = Yes Hawaiian punch + crappy wine = strangely, yes Hawaiian Punch + gin = No Capri Sun + gin = No … Continue reading
I was told this week by a man who has power over me that I “was asking for it” by the way I dress. Or rather, this man told two other women in a meeting that I am sexually harassed … Continue reading
There are as many types of beer as there are types of people. First, there’s beer you drink when you’re at the house party of a friend with poor taste when you forgot to bring your flask. Then there’s the beer … Continue reading