Well, you knew this weekend would not pass without at least one Drunken Science rant on the Twats-O-Da-Week, the so-called feminist bloggers who have been hating on (there are so many, I need to make a list):
- Science Cheerleaders
- Attractive Science Cheerleaders
- Attractive Intelligent Science Cheerleaders
- Attractive Intelligent Science Writers who happen to defend the Science Cheerleaders
- Attractive women in general
I’d make you a Venn Diagram to visually display all the hate, but I’ve been drinking. You’ll have to just use your imagination. But here’s some help: Lottsa hate, almost no love.
Here’s what I’m gonna do: Imma write an open letter to these women (?) who have spewed some of the most ridiculous, hypocritical, offensive, closed-minded, anti-feminist rhetoric I’ve ever read, all over the blogs and comment threads in the last week. If you want to feast your eyes and maybe blow chunks, take a look at this bullshit by this so-called feminist over at Scientopia. She goes on a rant about a post written several days ago in support of Science Cheerleaders written by blogger Andrea Kuszewski at Science 2.0 (The Sexing Up Of Science), yet doesn’t link to the actual article she bitches about. Blogging FAIL. What’s wrong? Afraid if people actually read the original article they might see through your crock of steaming shit that you’re serving? Well, no fear. I’ll provide the link for you.
Plenty of other blogs are talking about this issue from various angles, so I’m going to say the things many people are thinking, but no one has the nerve to say, other than a select few incredible people, such as Erv, in her badass blog post from earlier today.
This is not targeted at all feminists, only the morons who made public display of their idiocy over the last few days. I don’t want to point out the Fem-jerks or their band of Merry Cronies by name, so I’ll just let you fill in the blanks. Here’s my letter to you ladies… erm, whatever you call yourselves:
You claim to be defenders of women, but that’s horseshit. You are defenders of women like you, or those women who you feel you can turn to the dark side easily and without much protest.
You prey on the minds of insecure women, telling them that the Big Bad Man is going to come and try to turn them into BDSM sex slaves and housewives if they don’t heed your stern warning. You twist and skew what was once a decent effort at earning women equal status as men in society, and perverted it into a Women Must Overtake The Evil Men Union.
In your eyes, it is evil for women to try to appear attractive, because that is only their evil way of using their evil sexuality to lure men into their evil traps! EVIL!!!
Fuck that. Screw your hate on attractive women. That’s really what this is about, isn’t it? If the women doing science cheers were ugly, overweight, and repulsive to men (and women), you wouldn’t give a rat’s ass what they were doing.
But NOOOOOOO…. not attractive women!!!!
Ya know what this sounds like to me? Like y’all are slightly insecure women who are still holding on to resentment from high school rejection by guys who preferred the cheerleaders over you. It’s time to let go of it. It probably wasn’t the cheerleader’s fault. Maybe you were just as sour and bitchy back then as you are now, and that’s what the big turn-off was. WHO FUCKING KNOWS? I am willing to bet that none of the people you are trying to crucify had anything to do with your past or present personal life. So stop projecting.
All I do know is that I am tired of being in the crowd of women that get targeted by people like you for merely attracting men, and–godforbid–actually enjoy it.
Here’s the thing, so-called feminists: you are supposed to be in support of all women, not just the ones who don’t shave their legs. Because, according to you, we only shave our legs and groom ourselves to please men. Well, we all know that’s fucking bullshit, but let’s for one moment pretend it isn’t (and this is some BIG pretending)…
What the hell is the matter with me wanting to wear makeup, go out to a public place, and enjoy having a man tell me I look nice? Why is that evil? Why is it “letting men control me” if I want to wear a hot outfit and be noticed? What if I enjoy the attention? OH THE HORROR NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT WE CAN’T LIKE SEX IT IS EVIL TO LIKE SEX WE CAN HAVE SEX BUT WE CAN’T LIKE IT.
WTF? Has Christine O’Donnel infiltrated the feminist camps and instituted a “anti-sexy policy”? Will the femgods strike me dead if I dare show my cleavage AND WORST OF ALL DO IT WILLINGLY AND WITH PLEASURE?
In one of the particularly amusing rants I found, a blogger states:
“All girls love cheerleaders, unless they are (a) ugly hairy legged feminazis who can’t get laid, (b) ugly hairy legged feminazi lesbian bulldyke ballcrushers, or (c) ugly sad pathetic uncoordinated wannabes who didn’t make cheerleader in high school.”
Uh, excuse me….. letter fucking (c). DFS. Have you STILL not gotten a clue as to what cheerleading entails? It is really godamn difficult! If you are uncoordinated, NO you are probably NOT going to make the squad. Also, if you weigh 250 lbs, you probably aren’t going to make the squad either, because you probably won’t have the athletic ability to do a cartwheel, nevermind a basket toss or a scorpion. Because lemme tell ya–if you put the amount of time into training for cheerleading that is necessary to be at that competitive level, so you could indeed perform well, you wouldn’t weigh 250 lbs–I think it would be impossible. If I’m wrong about that fact, please, I’m begging you, prove me wrong.
Also, physical facial features, aka, “beauty” really has little to do with who gets on a competitive cheerleading squad. Physique, yes. But that’s because you NEED to be in top shape to perform well. It’s a sport! Would you expect to see out-of-shape gymnasts? Or volleyball players? If those athletes are hot, are they evil too?
Finally, what the hell kind of a person organizes a web campaign, recruiting male cheerhaters (who probably also suffer from PTSD due to rejection in high school) to go around and troll the blogs, smacking down any female who even DARES to offer a comment of support for REAL feminism and gender equality (that means not the kind of feminism BS you preach which = think the way I do or burn), so as to intimidate and bully?
What exactly is the goal here? Mind control? To become Supreme Ruler of the Hivemind? Trying to punish the world for your ill fortune in life?
How fucking old are we again? And what country do we live in… Iran? Afghanistan?
Give me a fucking break, and get over your insecurities and control issues. And just relax about cheerleaders. Stop obsessing over them. And stop loathing women who take care of themselves and take pride in their appearance. There’s nothing evil about that.
Cheerleaders and sexy women aren’t ruining your life–you’re doing that all by yourself. You may not particularly like cheerleaders, but they aren’t doing anything to you. Leave them alone. If you want to be a group of miserable bitchy manhaters, so be it. But don’t force the rest us to do the same.
One more thing: I have fantastic breasts and I like wearing clothes that flatter them. Sue me.
An Attractive Female Who Also Happens To Be Wicked Intelligent
P.S. You can kiss my ass, too.