Monthly Archives: November 2010

Shitstall Philosophy 101: Welcome to the Secular Priesthood Bitchez

Posted on November 29, 2010 by bourbonbastard

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An Open Letter to the So-Called Feminists: Twats-O-Da-Week

Posted on November 27, 2010 by GingerSpicedRum

Well, you knew this weekend would not pass without at least one Drunken Science rant on the Twats-O-Da-Week, the so-called feminist bloggers who have been hating on (there are so many, I need to make a list): Cheerleaders Science Cheerleaders … Continue reading →

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When life is hard

Posted on November 27, 2010 by negroniplease

My mom and dad are funny. For the most part, they regard my affection for the booze with equal parts worry, fascination, and pride–the perfect cocktail of parental emotion, really. But every year at Thanksgiving they change the balance a … Continue reading →

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I’m tired of all these muthafukkin creationists on this muthafukkin plane

Posted on November 26, 2010 by bourbonbastard

When I was interviewing for grad schools in 2004, I went to rural Big Ten University and flew from NorCal. On my flight over I was a bunch of paper from professors there I wanted to meet with, mostly in … Continue reading →

Posted in Evo-muthafuckin-lution, The Stupid It Burns | 1 Comment

Reading the fucking textbook

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Frozen Margarita

Frozen Margarita reporting for drunk texting. Pre-college level textbooks are notorious for blatant inaccuracies. I’m used to spotting the errors in mine (take note Pearson Publishing, caffeine is NOT a banned substance in athletics you retards), and kinda expect my … Continue reading →

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If you don’t have fucking balls, step off the stage

Posted on November 24, 2010 by bourbonbastard

I find it hilarious when people try to justify shit. Justification is ball-less 5th grader crap, if you don’t got ballz, go home and put your fucking diaper on. Case in point, I spent the early night playing guitar over … Continue reading →

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QBCBC 1: Schaefer

Posted on November 23, 2010 by bourbonbastard

Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can Episode 1: Schaefer Beer Some know it as “the beer to drink when you want more than one beer”. Schaefer was bought out by Stroh Brewing Co. in the 70s which … Continue reading →

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This is Why I Drink, Museum Educator Edition

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Seelix

So, I’m not usually a bench scientist.While I have a freelance gig as a forensic anthropologist when one of the local coroners need extra hands, and I run away to do field work whenever I get a chance, my usual … Continue reading →

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In defense of Four Loko

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Little Miss Ethanol

Little Miss Ethanol here. This is my first post, and Imma go on a rant because I know Four loko is all in the news lately, kids are going crazy over it, and people are going crazy over banning it. … Continue reading →