QBCBC 36: Keystone Light

The Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can continues, episode 36: Keystone Light. The QBCBC archive is here.

The canvertising is “always smooth”, if by smooth you mean water?

% Alcohol: 4.13

Price: $1.29/1 24 oz. can = $0.65/12 oz. can

Punch: 4.13%/$0.65=6.35

Color: Very pale, nearly white.

Aroma: Slightly malty and a very tiny hint of hops

First Sip: Its sweet, not in a good way either, like slightly bitter corn starch.

Aftertaste: zero, none, zilch aftertaste.

Overall: um… let me think about this… just another moment… ok, I’m ready for my verdict. FUCK NO. Spend your hard wages on a rusty fucking nail because this shit is ccccrrrraaaaappppp!

Score: 1/10

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