The Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can continues, episode 35: Natural Light. The QBCBC archive is here.
If you remember 13 shit beers ago, I reviewed Natural Ice. This time I go after its bastardized, retarded cousin – you know the one, the jackass who comes to the family holidays and brags about how much of “The Man” he is but still hangs around high school in beater caddy hitting on 11th graders though he graduated 4 years ago and still lives with his mom and denies he ever got that 16 year old chic pregnant but still lets her smoke in his car at the high school parking lot so she don’t get caught – Natty Light.
% Alcohol: 4.2
Price: $4.99/6 12 oz. cans = $0.83/12 oz. can
Color: Very pale, nearly white.
Aroma: This shit literally smells like urine. IS THIS REALLY BUD LIGHT DIGUISHED AS ANOTHER BEER!>!??? WTF!?!
First Sip: Tastes disgustingly sweet. Like corn starch with a hint of maple syrup in it.
Aftertaste: The initial taste just lingers for a bit and feels stale on the back of the tongue.
Overall: Its not good, at all. But not as foul as Bud Light. That must mean something right?? Taste is horrid, smells like piss and essentially worthless from a alcohol per $$ perspective – just like the loser cousin I described above.