The Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can continues, episode 24: Coors (original) The QBCBC archive is here.
OK. First things first. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT A COLD ACTIVATED CAN!!?? Seriously folks. I completely understand that morons are drinking this swill and calling it beer. I understand that we have to tell certain people things that might be obvious, but you know if you touch and you can’t tell if it is cold.. then you are probably DEAD and might want to seek out medical help. “The blue mountain signals it’s cold”. Fucking christ people, its beer, you put it in the fridge and by the mystical forces of physics the temperature of the container of beer reaches an equilibrium with the temperature of the surrounding container. Physics FTW!
% Alcohol: 5.0
Price: $1.89/24 oz can = $0.95/12 oz. can
Color: Hey, guess what! Its fucking yellow.
Aroma: Surprisingly, smells pretty nice. Sweet and a tad bit hoppy. Slight citrus overtone.
First Sip: Pretty bland, but not terribly offensive like Coors Light. Not a whole lot of flavor, not at all bitter. Watery.
Aftertaste: Nearly nonexistent. No evolution of taste as passes first sip over the lips down the back of my tongue.
Overall: Really? While this beer is nonoffensive, it doesn’t distinquish from Budweiser. Its sort of pointless… except that it has alcohol in it, but then again, its slightly more pricey compared to other cheap canned beers of similar quality. So, yeah… pretty pointless.