QBCBC 19: Miller High Life

The Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can continues, episode 19: Miller High Life. The QBCBC archive is here.

It took till episode 19 of the Quest to finally make my way to the big “Champagne of Beers”. This is the High Life baby, feet up on the table, sitting poolside, chics in bikinis fawning over me. Oh yeah. Only the finest of the white trash break out the High Life. So it must just taste amazing, right?

% Alcohol: 4.8

Price: $1.39/24 oz can = $0.70/12 oz. can

Punch: 4.8%/$0.70=6.86

Color: Dehydrated all night drinking binge drunk piss yeller if you ask me.

Aroma: Actually has a sweet, fruity aroma to it.

First Sip: A little sweet on the tip of the tongue, but has a heavily watered down taste to it. Very corn starchy. Did they even put hops in this?

Aftertaste: Mild, again very corn starchy. Not particular flavor, only a minor hint of bitterness.

Overall: Nothing high life about this crap. Its marginally better than Miller Lite and Bud Light. I would put in their class, with something like Budweiser a half notch above it.

Score: 3/1o

 

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